Kris Kringle

Alright, okay
Here we go

My name's Kris Kringle
I'm boutta get real, boutta give you some Pringles
Boutta spread peace and world love like Ringo
I'm bout to show everything

The name's Kris Kringle
Boutta get them all, like a Pringle
Boutta get off singing songs and singles
I'm bout to show you all a good holiday spirit
I'm bout to show you how to have holiday spirit

I said, bout to bring you all the presents
Presently, I've gotta come back, and I've been present, you see?
You know?

The name's Kris Kringle
I got red and white on, like stripes
Got red and white stripes over the background
Christmas tree, I gotta ham on my face like big hamus is me
And I've got a lot to say
And I've got a lot to give
And I've got a lot to say
And I've got a lot to give
So you better come back and better, better be good
Or else you're gonna get some coal and firewood

My name's Kris Kringle
Boutta bring you presents like a new can of Pringles
Bout to spread peace and love like Ringo
I'm bout to show the world what's about to happen
About to happen

X-mas, cuz X marks the spot
Of mas, mas happiness
I don't know what else to say except this
I'm bout to bring up all the gifts and presents
Presently, expecting, what are you else?
What else are you expecting from me?
I'm boutta bring a ball of joy
I'm boutta bring another present
Better sneak inside your house
Or I'm about to be so quiet
So quiet like a mouse, and I don't even know
What I'mma say anymore

My name is...
Sometimes I wanna be a rapper
But I guess I've been a mouthful
And I don't know how to say
So I'mma give you something
I don't know if I might have to stay
Cuz I can give you something when I don't know what to say

Kris Kringle
Boutta give a gift like Pringles
Bout to bring peace and love like Ringo
I'm bout to show you all what's happening
When you're expecting wrapping

You better go to sleep or I'mma knock over your house and weep
And then you're gonna weep in the morning when you got nothing
Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep
Or else you'll weep, or else you'll weep, or else you'll weep yo
That's a wrap

KKKKKKKKKKKris Kringle

Ooh-ooh

Kris Kringle
And I'm about to show you gifts like it's Pringles
Bout to spread peace and love like Ringo
Like Ringo does

My name is, my name is Kris Kringle
Bout to give you another gift like Pringles
Bout to spread peace and love like Ringo

My name's Kris Kringle
Boutta [?] like a swindle
Boutta sew up a new jacket, sew up a new scarf
So you can give it, so y'all can keep warm
And I don't know how else to say it
But I'm about to spread the peace and joy
Cuz 2020's been a kinda wreck
But I'm about to end it all with a blast
Blast from the past
A little bit of old school style rap for Christmas

Gonna start wrapping the presents for Christmas
Get it? I gotta make this a sentence
[?]
This has been
Kris Kringle
Thank you, goodnight

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