LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
What kind of acceptance speech can I write in a minute
Lend me a thank you from the heart, because mine isn’t in it
Because they gave it away tonight, and even they pushed me away tonight
They don’t want to hear from me again, how can I tell it
H-a-s-dash-b-e-e-n, that’s how I spell it
When they gave it away tonight, and even pushed me away tonight
Oh your lifetime achievement award came early
Oh my lifetime achievement award prematurely
I wanted you with me at the end, I thought it would matter
Now I have nervous bugs for friends, the lights make them scatter
And they have gathered to say tonight, it’s time you get out of our way tonight
Oh your lifetime achievement award came early
Oh my lifetime achievement award prematurely