Pimpin' Ain't Easy

[Chorus: ]

Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go:

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy) 6x

[Greg Nice]

One-two-three-four, to five-six-seven

eight, nine-ten, then ya got eleven

Twelve, thirteen, start your age;

fourteen-fifteen-sixteen, the pubic stage

Like an apple, like a cherry, like a peach, like a plum

better get off the virgin before I cuuuuum!

Pick up my pants and thump and thump

I think I'll call up Tootie, she'll give me some

Watch out, watch out I'm drippin' live scum

I say damn, I love the way I make my posse roll-a

'Specially if the hoochie's on birht control-a

Lift her up just like a pick up truck

then I sat her down and we started to fuck

Made whoopie, made whoopie, made whoopie, YO-O-O-O-O!

I hope this time I don't make a cookie

Brothers everywhere be callin' me a rookie

Two from the Greg Nice from the o-o-old schoooooool

but bullshit, I ain't no fool, 'cause

Chorus

[Big Daddy Kane]

Well, I say...Extra! Extra!

Here is a bachelor comin' straight at ya

I see trim and bag it, take it home and rag it

the Big Daddy law is anti-faggot

That means no homosexuality;

what's in my pants'll make you see reality

And if you want to see a smooth black Casanova -- BEND OVAH!

'cause I don't half-step when it comes to broads

The K-A-N-E 'll go the whole nine yards

There's no time for coversation my dear

[MOAN!] is all I want to hear

So let's make a move, as I get smooth

'cause the purpose I serve is to soothe

I'm tall, dark and handsome and all that junk

Even white girls be sayin' "Ooh, Kane's a hunk!"

Even Puerto Rican girls be callin' me papi

Some try to copy, but they look sloppy

So imitators who want to step to a

brother like me, lick my manure!

Chorus

[Smooth B]

I'm just goin' and I'm flowin' like a gigolo

and when I used to be with Scott, I was a Super-Hoe

But now I'm coolin' with Kane and Greg N-I-see-E

and if the girlies want my tip they gotta pay a fee

I love bonin', and all my friends they will agree

that when it comes to pimpin' hoes...it ain't easy

First name: Smooth. Last name: be

WHen I'm bonin' a girl, I make her feel heavenly

I like to make 'em wait, and then make 'em beg

and when I take off my clothes, the I form a third leg

They rub it with oils and suck it with ice

Now I'm sweating....my mind is in paradise...

Chorus

[Scoob Lover]

Tip-tip-toein', Scoob Lover's out hoein'

Braggin' to the fellas how my flattop was growin'

buyin' drinks for the ladies, money I was blowin'

right in front of me...mmm...not even knowin'

A brown-skinned cutie; big, plump booty

Nametag earrings readin' off "Tootie"

Bullseye, bing, the girl of my dreams;

from my eyesight that was what it seemed

I said, uh, "Come a little bit closer"

To Scoob that night, choice guy, she said "Hi

Hi...hi, I've really been wantin' to meet you

I just got paid and I'll be very glad to treat you

How 'bout dinner, a Salisbury steak?"

I said, "Sorry Honey-Dip, but I already ate"

So I nudged the other girlies off my shoulder

went for Tootie 'cause the girl was much older

East to the Benz, I slowly walked;

clearing out my throat so I cold start my smooth talk

Sex in my mind, I was sure of it...

I wanted to tax that ass like the government!

[Chorus ]

[Ant Live]

Well, it's Friday night, ain't a damn thing funny --

Bitch better have my money