Show Me Tonight

I know you’re just sitting there
Thinking it’s all over
There’s nothing you can do
to change your life
But there is!
You
Yes YOU
CAN erase those ugly crow’s feet
You can grow your breasts
And lose 30 pounds
WITHOUT DOING ANYTHING!
But you have to call now!)

“Gotta own it girl, give it up
Gotta tone it girl, oh my god
What a sad tub of lard
Cover up Baby, swallow your pain
CALL NOW ‘cause you need
to be saved”
What I see every day

Why can’t I...
Show me tonight
Bring me to life
Show me tonight, my body’s fine
Show me, show me tonight

“Gotta tone it girl,” oh my god
Can I ever just finally love
What Nature gave me

Think it’s time I...

Show me tonight
Bring me to life
Show me tonight, my body’s fine
I’ll show me, show me tonight

Show me, show me tonight
Show me tonight
Show me, show me tonight
Show me tonight

We are still waiting for your
phone call!
You’re wondering why he hasn’t texted you back yet
It’s because of the way you look!

That’s right
You look OLD!
RUN DOWN!
OVERWEIGHT!
Lose those crow’s feet!
Get rid of that fat!
Call now!
Now!
NOW!
CALL NOW!)

Show me tonight
Bring me to life
Show me tonight, my body’s fine
I’ll show me, show me tonight