How To Talk To Girls

[VERSE 1]
Socially, I'm a bit behind
Notably, we have different minds
Hopelessly, scenes are undefined

Initiation for the conversation feudal
Romance is brutal
Already, I have no control

How to be conversational
Steady and so relatable
It's impractical to be so mathematical useless
I never learned how to do this

[Chorus]
That's right, I don't know how to talk to girls
No, I still haven't figured out how to talk to girls

If we're friends, then I'm fine obviously
It's just when they show interest in me romantically

That's when I don't know how to talk to girls
Come on, I get scared, nervous, flustered, shy
When I talk to girls

[VERSE 2]
Everyone seems to know
Expect for me
Jealousy
Because it comes to you so
So easily

What the hell
Why is it so hard
Just a delinquent sexual bard
That can tell jokes that catch off guard to a few hundred people I don't know

But I'm done
When it's one on one
Neurodivergency emergency
Of utmost urgency

[Chorus]
I still don't know how to talk to girls
No, I still haven't figured out how to talk to girls

Just because I am lewd
When I sing
Well that don't mean
I figured out a single thing

Because I don't know how to talk to girls
Come on, I get scared, nervous, flustered, shy
When I talk to girls

And how the hell are you supposed to even flirt
I'll freeze, I'll mumble
I'm worse than bad
Hell, even with platonic strangers, it's just bad

[BRIDGE]
There's not one but me to blame
I still don't have much game
I desperately hope things would change
But even at my age, I'm still the same

I still get stage fright
Say the wrong words, need a rewrite
I said can you give me time
To find the right word to say tonight

I put no effort into myself to grow
So, I've got nothing to show
You already know
I blow my shot

[Trumpet Solo]

[Chorus]
No, I still don't know how to talk to girls
Come on, I get scared, nervous, flustered, shy
When I talk to girls

Maybe soon
I will learn to talk to girls
Someday soon
I might figure out how to talk to girls