Unscrupulous Pest

I was too young
You were too tired of waiting in line
To see what you could find
For better prices
Your discounted vices
Oh, cheaper is better
Than seeking what's deeper

You say you're above it
But it's within your budget
To do unto others as
You would have done unto--
You don't seem to be getting me
Your Ivy League diplomacy
Doesn't translate when you're out of the state

Complete isolation
Some moral persuasion
Might be what's best
For this unscrupulous pest
Of a man
If you're nice

Sure, complete isolation
Some moral persuasion
How about annihilation
Unlawfully sedate him
Asphyxiation
Inadvertent castration
Might be what's best for this
Unscrupulous pest of a man
If you ask me

Take me for what I am
'Til I'm nothin'
Take me for what I am
'Til I'm nothin'

Destruction, I guess
Was all for the best