Booty Bandit

Someone has intercepted the 'coms, who is this
I am the Bandit, the Booty Booty Bandit
I'm being hit on by the famous Booty Bandit
I'm the Booty Booty Bandit
I'm gonna need HR

Booty Bandit, Booty Booty Bandit
Booty Bandit, Booty Booty Bandit
You got a fat ass? You know that he gon' handle it
You got a fat ass? You know that he gon' handle it
Booty Bandit, Booty Booty Bandit
Booty Bandit, Booty Booty Bandit
You got a fat ass? You know that he gon' handle it
You got a fat ass? You know that he gon' handle it

He's the Bandit, you can call him slick fingers
Fast hands and eyes that linger
Mad fly, at work your skirt it ain't the only thing that clings to ya
Baby, you ain't gotta twerk it girl
Just show up so he can come and work it girl
Booty up, palms out
Prepare your butt-game girl 'cause here comes the Bandit
The Booty Bandit, the Booty Booty Bandit
Now all those other dudes, they can't stand it
Cause they know we love the Booty Booty Bandit
No such thing as personal space
Bandit wants to get a taste
All ass, no face
If you're looking trouble bend over on the table
Damn here's the unicorn, he was watching from his stable
But don't panic girl, keep your eye out for the Bandit
Cause girl, with your buns he's about to do damage

Booty Bandit, Booty Booty Bandit
Booty Bandit, Booty Booty Bandit
You got a fat ass? You know that he gon' handle it
You got a fat ass? You know that he gon' handle it

Now boys don't be tripping 'cause you know he's whipping
Game on your girl and in a minute she'll be slipping
Right out your hands, no it ain't her fault
She damn fine in them pants
And like I said, he's the Bandit
But he ain't afraid to cop a feel
So watch your back ladies, you already know the deal
Cause a glance ain't the only thing he's gonna steal
Five finger discount, people now shout it out
Like, one for the Bandit
Two juicy booty's
Three for the squad, who work and do their duties
But when there's shifts and there's time to kill
The Booty Bandit lurks and he's ready to feel
Cause there's so many ladies here rocking them heels
Drop it low, oh man I hope that ass is real
But even if it's fake, the Bandit- he don't discriminate
Now that's the truth, now the Booty Bandit's on the loose

Booty Bandit, Booty Booty Bandit
Booty Bandit, Booty Booty Bandit
You got a fat ass? You know that he gon' handle it
You got a fat ass? You know that he gon' handle it
Booty Bandit, Booty Booty Bandit
Booty Bandit, Booty Booty Bandit
You got a fat ass? You know that he gon' handle it
You got a fat ass? You know that he gon' handle it