Vans are Bad
BATTTS
[Chorus]
Who likes vans?
Nobody likes vans!
Who likes vans?
Nobody likes vans!
[Verse]
The worst form of transportation
To ever be seen by a nation
They make me want to puke
They'll fail to impress the duke
I wish they wouldn't exist
They are worse than a giant cyst
I will slash all their tyres
And throw them into fires
Put the van in lava
Scripted from Java
Then the van will die
So painfully they'll cry
It'll be well worth the wait
Since they didn't eat the dinner on their plate
Their death will be so, so great
So goodbye, van named Nate
[Chorus]
Who likes vans?
Nobody likes vans!
Who likes vans?
Nobody likes vans!
