I Hate Music
LEONARD BERNSTEIN
I hate music, but I like to sing
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaa!
But that's not music! Not what I call MUSIC, no sir!
Music is a lot of men with a lot of tails making lots
of noise like a lot of
females
Music is a lot of folks in a big dark hall where they
really don't want to be
at all with a lot of chairs and a lot of heirs and
a lot of furs and diamonds!
Music is silly
I hate music...but i like to sing
