You Look Adopted
Seth Putnam, Josh Martin (Guitarist)
Your real mother was a hooker
Your real father couldn't get laid
Your mother left you in a dumpster
You were adopted by two gays
[Chorus]
You look adopted [x4]
You hate father and son picnics
You hate the p.t.a
You won't bring friends to your house
You've got two fathers and they're both fucking gay
[Chorus]