I Convinced You to Beat Your Wife on a Daily Basis
[Chorus]
Beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat (Your wife!)
Beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat (Your wife!)
Beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat (Your wife!)
Beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat (Your wife!)
[Verse 1]
Your wife's so fucking possessive
She complains when you're with friends
She's always a whining cunt
You cave in, 'cause you're a fag
[Chorus]
Beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat (Your wife!)
Beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat (Your wife!)
Beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat (Your wife!)
Beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat (Your wife!)
[Verse 2]
If she doesn’t do the dishes, or get you another beer
Then punch her in the face, and throw her down the stairs
If you don't beat that cunt, she'll walk all over you
Beat her every day, it's lots of fun, too
[Outro]
Beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat (Your wife!)