The English Manipulator

[Verse 1]
The first thing I saw
The English Manipulator
In the corridor
I was so charmed by this
Because he was so rude and well-mannered - so shrewd!
Come here, with your nice clean shoes
"Oh, let's have some wine"
"You've given me whiskey? I wanted wine!"
That's the first sign of an English Manipulator
Okay, stop

[Chorus]
We'll never say hi again
We're gonna say goodbye
We'll never say hi again
We're gonna say goodbye
We'll nеver say hi again
We're gonna say goodbyе

[Verse 2]
Now tell me, do you like paintings?
Do you like Bonar? Bonnard? Manet? Monet?
Monet or Manet, he didn't even know the difference
He lectured me about Manet and Monet
But they were different - he didn't know the difference
That's the second sign of an English Manipulator
Who's into creative things

[Chorus]
We'll never say hi again
We're gonna say goodbye
We'll never say hi again
We're gonna say goodbye
We'll never say hi again
We're gonna say goodbye

[Bridge]
So static
I think you need some Elastic
Thew flubber in your waist
I threw flubber at your face
Welling, welling, Wellington
You come Wellington, with your Wellington boots
Oh whatever, boarding school brat!
They're just gonna say stuff about the recycling
It's so boring!

[Chorus]
We'll never say hi again
We're gonna say goodbye
We'll never say hi again
We're gonna say goodbye
We'll never say hi again
We're gonna say goodbye
We'll never say hi again
We're gonna say goodbye