Pop Quiz from Ratburn

Every morning right before lunch
My brain's had all it can learn
Then it happens, like it or not
Pop quiz from Ratburn!

Arthur: What's the metric weight of a flea?
Muffy: What is a Grecian urn?
Sue Ellen: Five tough questions every day!
Pop quiz from Ratburn!
Binky: What's a word that rhymes with cement?
Francine: The back of what is the stern?
Buster: I'm so hungry, I can't think!
Pop quiz from Ratburn!

Mr. Ratburn: Now class, I have the utmost respect for your great brainpower
That's why I give you two minutes flat
To do what takes an hour!

Every morning right before lunch
My brain's had all it can learn
Then it happens, like it or not
Pop quiz from Ratburn!

Arthur: What's the ocean west of France?
Francine: Name a book by Jules Verne!
Buster: Won't the lunch bell ever ring?!
Pop quiz from Ratburn!
What's 48 divided by 2?
What language do the Scots learn?
Won't the lunch bell ever ring?!
Pop quiz from Ratburn!
Mr. Ratburn: Pop quiz from Ratburn!