Drop Dead

It started out like any other night
Four years on and it had to be tonight
And when I heard your voice ring out from afar
And in that moment I wished you’d just get hit by a car

Same shit, new day, is this all you ever do?
That was rhetorical, but you wouldn’t know would you?
You’re still stuck in your high school days
When acting like this would have got you your way

Have you moved on at all in your life?
You never really were the sharpest knife
Years after the fact, you stupid fucking dick
Thinking you can come back with the same old tricks?

I’m stronger than you, not in body but in mind
I’ve long since left the past behind
But the same old shit rattles off your stupid tongue
You're a walking advert for a pack of condoms

And when I see people like you I could really care less
Really care less if you dropped fucking dead

Drop dead, drop dead, drop fucking dead
I wouldn't save your life if you had a gun to your head
Drop dead, drop dead, drop fucking dead
God, I’d love to break your kneecaps again and again

At the end of the day it’s really not surprising
Every town needs a twat, and my town is hiring
Everything about you is just ugly
Right down to your personality

Forgive my lack of nuance in the heat of the moment
I won’t dwell on you because you don’t deserve it
Keep it up, and when you end up alone
I’ll be the first to say I told you so

Bring out the usual suspects like you always do
The predictable prick that I always knew
Demanding attention as soon as you walk in
But you’ll have to wait, the grownups are talking

You’re just a child, in a world outgrowing you
And I see in your eyes, you don’t know what to do
And I almost wanna feel bad for you
But if you wanna do me a favour, here’s what can you do

Drop dead, drop dead, drop fucking dead
Go outside, slip and fall and take a blow to your head
Drop dead, drop dead, drop fucking dead
Your very existence is comedy gold in my head

What are you even doing man? What are you trying to prove?
Laughing at your own jokes, no ones laughing with you
Get a life, it won’t happen quick
But would it really kill you just to not be a dick?

I honestly don’t know how you’ve made it this far
When you’re such a fucking monumental pain in my arse
Moving in circles when folks get tired of you
But it can’t be long before they abandon you too

And I know that you're not even worth my attention
And all of this is just needless aggression
But I want it on record that you’re a nasty piece of work
And I wish you nothing but the absolute worst

Woah-oh-oh, woah-oh-oh (x8)

[in background; spoken]
Seriously mate, you have four years to think of a new insult to use and you come back and just say what you used to say to me back in high school? What a miserable existence. Does everyone still hate you behind your back like they did when I knew you? I bet they do. Fucking cunt

Bitch!