It Isn't, It Wasn't, It Ain't Never Gonna Be

It isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be
It isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be, yeah

You've been hanging round my boyfriend
You've been sayin' that he's sweet, yeah
Well girl, I know that you've been talking
Because the talk is on the street

You say that you are gonna steal his heart
Well, sweety you ain't gonna get that far
You're after somethin' that don't belong to you
Well, girlfriend I've got news for you
What are you trying to say Miss Thang? Huh

It isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be
It isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be
He ain't never, ever
Never, never, never, never never never never never gonna be your man

Well, I just ain't the kind of woman
To pick the fruit off of your tree, girl
And you keep saying that he's your man
But that ain't what he said to me

See he blows me kisses as he drives away
He sends me roses in the middle of the day, yeah
You think it's you that he's thinking of
But I'm the one he really, really loves girl
So what am I trying to say? Don't dis me girl

I said it isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be
It isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be
He ain't never, ever
Never, never, never, never gonna be you'll see

It isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be
No it isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be
He ain't never, ever
Never, never, never never gonna be your man, girl

What are you doin' layin' and hangin' back?
Don't you know it girl?
Just as I suspected
You been talkin' that la la, and that ya ya
And that yin and that yang but the man is mine, hey

He blows me kisses as he drives away
He sends me flowers in the middle of the day, yeah
You think it's you that he's thinking of
I know I'm the one that he really, really, really loves
What am I trying to say Miss It?
What are you trying to say?
Get real

It isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be
It isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be
He ain't never, ever
Never, never, never, never gonna be you'll see

It isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be
No it isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be
He ain't never, ever
Never, never, never gonna be your man
Be your man

Na na na na na na, na na na na na na
He is my man, of course he is
I don't think so

So now what is this?
Well, you know
That my man is supposed to be interested in you?
What can I say?

You know, I realize that you're under pressure
Yes, I am
And that you are suffering from delusions, but uh
Well

Don't be ridiculous
I'm not
Get real
You better get real

You know the deal
He told me he loves me and that I'm just his forever
Uh huh, forever
Forever

Must have played out about twenty years ago
Now check this out, ok
Number one, your man is not my man
This is true
This is true

Now, every king has his queen, yeah
And I love my role being his queen
And I hope you like yours too
Well, I'm his princess
Whatever that is

Wait, wait a minute
Okay, well, he said that I'm his princess
You might be his queen
But I'm his princess

Yeah, well, I like being the queen myself
Well, you know that's what you are
Shut up, shut up
Oh, this is funny