Jingle Bells Deep

[Spoken Intro]
[Master Shake] Alright gentlemen, since this is my big solo I wanna take it nice and easy. Don't be afraid to swing it and follow me for the counts. A one, a two, a one, two, three

What? Hold on a minute-
J- jingle bells
You start on four- there it is
What fun it is to ride with your mom inside a car
Jingle balls
Where’s the lyrics sheet?
Aw yeah-
You take that sled through the snow
And hit your grandma in the face

One day I'm in a pod
And also made a cake
Let's go with grandma
Through the snow in the sled
Take your place
Tumblin’ down the way
Wer- wer ping
Ah da da da da da

[Spoken]
[Meatwad} Ha ha ha ha
[Master Shake] 'The Hell was that?
[Meatwad] I'm laughing all the way, y'all were supposed to laugh all the way
[Master Shake] What are you even doing here? This is a solo piece
[Meatwad] I was asked to come here and provide laughter all the way
[Master Shake] You're gonna be laughing, when I'm wiping your poop off of my shoe from kicking you straight in the A-hole
[Meatwad] You gotta finish the song

Jingle bells!
Oh no- jingle balls

[Spoken]
[Meatwad] Ha ha ha ha
[Master Shake] Shut up!
[Director] Alright, that was good for levels, let's just uh- do one more
[Master Shake] I'm pretty happy with that one. The piano was a little hot, right? Nah I’m fine with that, just double the volume of my voice
[Director] You’re sure you don't wanna do one more?
[Master Shake] No, no, I need these in stores immediately! I’m out!
[Meatwad] Was there not overmodulation on the piano?
[Master Shake] Come on!
[Meatwad] Bye-bye