Everybody Burps

[Verse 1]
Well, don't take this wrong and deny it
But at night you snore a lot
And your snoring's bad enough
But your wife's is like King Kong

[Chorus]
Don't let yourself gloat
Forget your crummy pride
'Cause everybody burps
Sometimes

[Verse 2]
Some guys never think they're wrong
Now that's why I sing this song
Well, your neighbors might do wrong (hold on, hold on)
But you're still not better, though (hold on)
If you think Romans 2:1
Isn't right, well, hang on

[Chorus]
'Cause everybody burps
Take comfort in that fact
Everybody burps

[Bridge]
Don't throw it back
Whoa-oh-oh-oh no
Don't go and brag
You're still not good enough
No, no, no, not at all

[Verse 3]
If you're on the ropes in this life
Put faith in Christ alone
When you think you've done too much
To get right, well, hang on

[Chorus]
'Cause everybody burps
But some find
Everyone needs Christ
Everybody's heard
Come find
But everybody burps
Sometimes

[Outro]
A whole lot, a whole lot, a whole lot, a whole lot
(No, no, no, no, no)
A whole lot, a whole lot, a whole lot, a whole lot
(No, no, no, no, no)
(No, no, no, no, no, you oughta know)