Some Of My Best Friends Are Meat Eaters

“It’s dead already”
“As if you make a difference”
“You don’t know what you’re missing”
“It’s in our nature”
Inconsistency galore
Bullfights nay, slaughtering OK?
Double standards the norm
Fur pelts nay, leather jackets OK?
Let’s get this done
Take the next step, emancipate
Beware of sliding scales and slippery slopes
Pamela Anderson, Weird Al Yankovic, Hitler and Meatloaf can’t be wrong
Join the club, enter our sky box
Moral crusaders
Shout down to the plebs
A call to morality, the always effective
“It’s in your own best interest”
Somewhere halfway it’s me
Climbing the slope
Together with the rest of us
So far to go
Join the club