I'm Having A Good Day

Watching TV talk shows is a lot of fun.
I like it when they always have on
people who are shooting guns
Inbred couples from West Virginia,
inbred people, who want to kill you!

I saw a story about a man
who was fucking his daughter,
and his wife was fucking her mother...
it was the kind of thing
that'd make you want to shoot up!

Tonight's gonna be a really good time
I'm gonna go out
and get really fucking high
I'll shoot some guns,
I'll drive around in my car,
you know I'll probably end up
at the fucking bar
And while I'm there I'm gonna,
get real high,
I'm gonna kick some ass,
I'm gonna fuck shit up!!!!

I'll kick you in your fucking teeth
if you get in my way... because
I'M HAVING A GOOD DAY!!!!
and I don't want you there!
No, you'll
Be at home watching your TV set
You've got your hand holding
your fucking dick,
and you're cumming
in your fucking mouth... O.K.