Hi

He said hi, he said, how do you do?
I say, you don't care so why do you ask?
He said, jezus whats wrong with you? I said, the mood is on fire
He said, I only try to be polite
I said you should have come before
He said, hey lets start all over again, this conversation is getting way out of line
I said, you started it remember? He said, hey dont bite my nose
I said, im sorry! He said, I only said hi…

I said, yeah, I guess I sometimes overreact
He said, I seem to remember that… I said, look who's starting it all over again!
He said, oh no we ?????
I said, go fuck your brains Professor Pseudo
He said, I started from here. He said, I said hi

I said, oh baby you still as starring as before
He said, maybe the lady's having a period. I said whatever next!
I said, and as a matter of fact! He said, I know you dont think you're overreacting,
And I said, and then another thing, there are different ways of saying hi

So I said hello, I said, how do you do?
He said, fine I'm having a great time!
I said, oh I'm happy for you! He said what exactly do you mean?
I said, nothing… I only said hi

He said, you're doing it on purpose, I said, no look my nose is bleeding
He said, okay, let's just presume I believe you
I said, baby cut the crap
He said, baby you're a bitch!
And then I slapped him in the face and I said, go and annoy somebody else,
Creep!