What Experience ’av You Got?

[Intro]
I need you
I need you
I need you
I need you

[Chorus]
Repossessing homes of children
Building standards aren't conclusive
Leaves will fall, industry too
Lucid trampoline bouncy room

[Verse 1]
Straight down the middle
Straight down the middle
Divvy up belongings: split them straight down the middle-
You get the plants, I get the riddles
She has to scream he'd rather whistle his blindness away
And wait for austerity to end in his underpants again

[Chorus]
Gave up guessing, stopped arresting
Taste the pain felt in your chest
And don't attest or second-guess
The North remembers all the rest

[Verse 2]
What experience have you got?
One hand on my clock, one hand on my glockenspiel
Reserved from the endless spiel from your trap tap tap
Rat-a-tat that's a wrap, bread and ham, that's a bap
Dinnerlady bankrupt, she's been on the backbook
Since quarter past 10 on the 21st of February 2010
Just waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting

[Bridge]
One and nothing's one, one has one, one has nothing
Sharing is destructive in the seasons when the bailiffs are out running
More stress, less money
More stress, less money