Three Blind Mice

Why have you boys put blindfolds on those three mice?
Because!
Because why?
Because that's the name of this song!

Very clever, boys
Who’s gonna start first?
Me!
Alright, Simon!
Go!

Three blind mice, three blind mice
See how they run
(Three blind mice)
See how they run
(Three blind mice)

They all went after the farmer's wife
(Three blind mice, see how they run)
She cut off their tails with a paring knife
(Three blind mice, see how they run)
Did they ever see such a sight in your life?
(Three blind mice, see how they run)

She cut off their tails with a paring knife
Did they ever see such a sight in your life?
(As three blind mice)

She cut off their tails with a paring knife
Did they ever see such a sight in your life?
As three blind mice

Hey, that was swell!
Yeah, we did it right!
Yeah!

Okay, you kids at home
Try it!
Ready?
Go!
Alvin, will you get out of that tuba?

Three blind mice, three blind mice
See how they run
See how they run
They all went after the farmer's wife
She cut off their tails with a paring knife
Did they ever see such a sight in your life?
As three blind mice