Time Vs Persons

[Sung by Mark Brown and Joe Auckland]

Hello Joe
Oh hi Mark

I've booked a restaurant for two (Two?)
Do you think that'll do?
Hmm, not really, no
Cause where are Alex, Ed, Will and Ben meant to go?

So you think I should book for six
Well yes, we should include those pricks
But isn't six rather early?
Especially considering Will's awful journey
Ah, Willip's in Hastings

OK, well should I book for eight?
Why? Are you bringing extra mates?
No I don't think that we're allowed
Remember we're obliged not to overcrowd
Oh yeah, good point

Well I'm so glad I phoned to check
I didn't think it would bе so tricky
You know I'll always try to help
And aim to fix things in a jiffy

Oh wait, were you talking about how many pеople were coming?
I was, yeah. What were you taking about?
Oh, I see what's happened here
We've got time, time and persons mixed up
Oh-ho, that old peanut
That old, that old dilemma
Ha, that old beartrap
Never mind. Let's say 7:30