There Was a Dog

There was a dog who put some crayons into a colander
I don't know why the dog put some crayons into a colander
Perhaps it'll die

There was a dog who put a colander into a wheelbarrow
It jingled and jangled around inside it
It put the colander into the wheelbarrow to contain the colander
I don't know why the dog put some crayons into a colander
Perhaps it'll die

There was a dog who put a wheelbarrow into a skip
How absurd to put a wheelbarrow into a skip
It put the wheelbarrow into a skip to contain the wheelbarrow
It put the colander into a wheelbarrow to contain the colander
I don't know why the dog put some crayons into a colander
Perhaps it'll die

There was a dog who put a skip inside a pub
How absurd to put a skip inside a pub
It put the skip inside the pub to contain the skip
It put the wheelbarrow into a skip to contain the wheelbarrow
It put a colander into a wheelbarrow to contain the colander
I don't know why the dog put some crayons into a colander
Perhaps it'll die

There was a dog who put a pub inside the International Space Station
Oh what a hob? to put a pub inside the International Space Station
It put the pub inside the International Space Station to contain the pub
It put the skip inside a pub to contain the skip
It put the wheelbarrow into a skip to contain the wheelbarrow
It put a colander into a wheelbarrow to contain the colander
I don't know why the dog put some crayons into a colander
Perhaps it'll die

There was a dog who put the International Space Station
Into an absolutely massive sports holdall
I don't know how the dog put International Space Station
Into an absolutely massive sports holdall
It put the International Space Station into an absolutely massive sports holdall to contain the International Space Station
It put the pub inside the International Space Station to contain the pub
It put a skip inside a pub to contain the skip
It put the wheelbarrow into a skip to contain the wheelbarrow
It put the colander into a wheelbarrow to contain the colander
I don't know why the dog put some crayons into a colander
Perhaps it'll die

There was a dog who put an absolutely massive sports holdall
Into the sun
He's dead of course