Ten Million Henrys

[Sung by Alex Horne and Mark Brown]

Ten million Henrys; Ten million, yeah
Ten million, wowzers
Oh that's a hell of a lot
Twice the population of Ireland
Or the cost of a luxury yacht, in euros
There's exactly ten million now
That's loads and loads and loads and loads
If you line them up, including the nozzles
They'd stretch the length of all of our roads
That's just a guess, I haven't done the maths
I just couldn't find the time
Cause I was just thinking 'bout ten million guys
Who suck up all of our crime

Ten million Henrys, it says so on the box
Ten million Henrys, that really is a lot
Ten million Henrys; Ten million, yeah

Late at night, I dream of them
They slide by my side and they smile
They don't look at me, they stare up to the left
And I follow their gaze for a while
What are all these Henrys looking at?
What are they planning, and why are they red?
That's what I'm thinking 'bout lying there
I see ten million Henrys in my bed
Well I'll tell you what ten million Henrys are plotting
Ten million Henrys with all those weird eyes on
They're planning to take down the enemy of Henry
They're going to attack the land of the Dyson

Ten million Henrys, it says so on the box
Ten million Henrys, that really is a lot

[Drum solo]

Ten million Henrys, it says so on the box
Ten million Henrys, that really is a lot