Seasons

[Sung by Alex Horne or Willip Collier and Joe Auckland]

Joe, What's your favourite season?
Spring's my favourite season
What's the flaming reason
That spring's your favourite season?
I like to hear the robin sing
Makes me feel the joy within
I like to smell the chestnuts roast
And on the fire, the crumpets toast
But the robin sings in winter
Is it winter that you're in to'?
Yes, then it must be winter

What's your favourite season?
I reckon winter's my favourite season
What's the rutty reason
That winter's your favourite season?
I like the heat upon my back
As I walk down the country track
To feel the sun upon my face
The long warm days in your embrace
But it's not hot in winter
Is it summer that you're in to'?
Yes, then it must be summer

What's your favourite season?
I think we've established summer's my favourite season
You've said every other season
Do you understand the seasons?
Yes. I like those leaves of golden brown
No that's autumn, you're a clown
I like the flowers when in bloom
No that's spring you thick baboon
Thick baboon?

You must have a favourite season
But I don't understand the seasons
What's your favourite season?
Mine is definitely, Febr-r-ruary