No Chairs

I wish I had the bravery to do it
But I fear I've left it far too late
I'll just have to keep on smiling through it
Even when I'm in a dreadful state

I've tried so many times and I feel so ashamed
Most of my friends seem to think I'm insane
They see me and turn away, they won't hear what I say
But I know I can't change

Cause we've got, no chairs, no chairs
No chairs in the house
No we've got no chairs, no chairs and we don't care
We don't want them around

It's something that runs in the family
We've never liked sitting down
Everyone is happiest standing
Even when we're in the lounge

My mother had no chairs and my dad had no chairs
My grandad had no chairs and my gran had no chairs
My aunties didn't have chairs, my uncles didn't have chairs
My brothers didn't have chairs
My nieces didn't have chairs, my nephews didn't have chairs
My cousins didn't have chairs

No we had, no chairs, no chairs
No chairs in the house
We had chairs, no chairs and we don't care
We don't want them around

The world would be a great place
We'd have so much more space if we got rid of the chairs
So stand up with me now, or just sit on the ground
To show that you care

C'mon everyone, on your feet
We're going to stand up to chairs
Mark: Let's take a stand against chairs
Yeah, kick ya' chairs, just gently kick ya' chairs

We'll have, no chairs, no chairs
Not a chair in the world
No we'll have no chairs, we [?] chairs
Not a chair in the world