It’s a Funny Old Game

Alex: The match is over, oh what a game
So much to talk about, so much to say
Here come the managers, their insight will be great
They'll share their knowledge, I really cannot wait

Mark & Joe: It was a funny old game, of two halves
But at the end of the day, the lads had worked so hard
You know I'll never comment on a referee's decision
But as you have asked, I've seen them given

Well he's got something else, in his lockеr
An extra yard of pace, to be fair hе's had a shocker
If anything, he's hit that ball too well
If it had been on target, it would've been a goal as well

It's funny old game, of two halves
A funny old game, of two halves
It's funny, strange, but not for laughs
It's a funny old game

We saw a catalogue of errors from an embarrassment of riches
We'd win all our games on paper but they make us play on pitches
There's no excuses, no complaints
But fixture congestion was probably to blame

There were some tired legs, tired legs on display
Perhaps a European hangover or just one of those games
They couldn't carry out my masterplan
But he's got good feet (for a big)
He's got good feet (for a big)
He's got good feet for a big man

It's funny old game, of two halves
A funny old game, of two halves
It's funny, strange, but not for laughs
It's a funny old game
It's a funny old game