I Am Funny

I am so god damn sorry
For being so god damn funny
I am so apologetical
For being so hysterical

I can't apologize enough for making everybody laugh
I just don't know why I'm such an effortlessly funny
I must apologize for leaving you demoralized
I must apologize for making you laugh with your mouth & your eyes

Cause I admit it, I am funny
I have such quick wit, I'm just so funny
But if it's crime to be as funny as me
Then lock me up and throw away the key

It has always been with me and I just can't shake it off
This is my burden, I make people laugh
Ever since I was a young boy, no matter what your mood
I can make anyone smile with the humour I exude

Cause I admit it, I am funny
I have such quick wit, I'm just so funny
But if it's crime to be as funny as me
Then lock me up and throw away the key

Yes I am funny, so god damn funny
Yes I am funny, so god damn funny
Yes I am funny, so god damn funny
I am the funniest guy, in the world
I'm the funniest guy, in the world by miles
I am the funniest guy, in the world by absolutely miles
I am the funniest guy, in the world