Drive On

Drive on, drive on, drive on, whoa drive on

I drove on down the leafy lane
Oh, feeling nothing but pain
Prettiest woman I had ever seen
Sitting there right next to me
But I knew my time was up
And I'd had my fun, I'd rode my luck
So drive on, drive on, drive on, just drive on

She turns her head to look at me
I stiffen visibly
I cross my fingers and cross my legs
I cannot hide my rigidity
My crutch control was not the best
And so I failed my driving test, but drive on

I was stiff as [?] (Drive on)
I was pitching a tent (Drive on)
I had full on [?]
I drive on, I drive on
I was happy downstairs (Drive on)
I had a sideways TB (Drive on)
I had a wonky donkey
Drive on, I drive on

I was voting [?] (Drive on)
I had a blind duty call (Drive on)
I had a Belgian surprise
I drive on, I drive on
I'd had a bald headed miner (Drive on)
I had a [?] (Drive on)
I had chicken [?]
I drive on