Christmas Number 2

[Verse 1]
I've got quite enough socks
Don't want a toolbox
Or some gift-wrapped bacon
I don't want an ashtray
Or some brown lingerie
Even if you made 'em

[Verse 2]
Please don't get me a toy
That is cool for a boy
According to the guys at Amazon
I don't want a tombstone
I've got a trombone
And I can't store a javelin

[Chorus]
If you want to make my Christmas
Here's what you can do
Help me be successful
Make my dreams come true
Oh Santa won't you buy my record
I wrote it just for you
All I want is a Christmas number
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two

[Verse 3]
I'm not asking for much
Don't think this is such
A far fetched ambition
Number one is a no
'Cause I've not won a show
On the television

[Verse 4]
But what a wonderful gift
If we could just shift
Three hundred and fifty thousand singles
I don't want to sound brash
But they could do with the cash
'Cause they've spent loads on pringles

[Chorus]
Don't buy me a trip to Ipswich
Or a cool tattoo
I just don't like Whitesnake
I don't use shampoo
Santa please just buy my record
I wrote it just for you
All I want is a Christmas number
He don't need no Christmas jumper
All I want is a Christmas number two