Chinese Five Spice

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Chinese Five Spice
It's the spice for me
Chinese Five Spice
The only spice you need
Chinese Five Spice
A super-modern taste
Cause you've got one, two, three, four, five spice
And a smile on your face

But what about cumin? (No it leave me fumin')
Cardamom? (Well I don't wear cardigans)
Turmeric? (It makes me feel sick)
Marsala? (I prefer banana)
Cinnamon? (I give it to the binnerman)
Tamarind? (It gives me the bad wind)
Nutmeg? (You're off your nut mate)
Sporty spice? (Ooh she's a naughty spice)

Chinese Five Spice
It's the spice for me
Chinese Five Spice
I take two spoons in my tea
Chinese Five Spice
A clean plate guarantee
Cause you've got one, two, three, four, five spice
And a happy family
Yes you've got one, two, three, four, five spice
And a happy family
Five Spice