A Lesson In Humility

It takes many personalities to make up our small band
Such a mix of egos can get quite out of hand
Most of the band are sensitive in things they say and do
So if you guys are curious, I'll explain it just for you

First you've got Mark, he's a humble guy
If you meet him in the street, you'd say he's verging on shy
But how about Ben, he's a modest chap
If you tell him that he's great, then he gets in a flap
And Willip hides his light under a bush all alone
And I avoid the limelight like it's the plague
Alex, he turns it on for the show
But he's crippled by self doubt, and now let's hear about Joe

[Trumpet solo]

So what have we all learned today, that we're all not the same
Five of us are pretty cool, but Joe simply has no shame
Because Joe just blows his own trumpet
Blows his trumpet all day
Joe just blows his own trumpet
And that's all there is to say
Joe just blows his own trumpet
His boasting makes me feel sick
Joe just blows his own trumpet
He's such an arrogant prick

Alex: Do you remember the time he interrupted a wedding to say he was one million times better than the groom? What a tosspot
Ed: Or when he called Louis Armstrong "Rank amateur at best". Who does he think he is?
Mark: Yeah, do you remember that time he broke into the Millwall dressing room and proceeded to give the half-time team talk? And then he replaced the keeper with himself, and claimed that he was the panther
Will: I hear he always says he has to flush the bog six times when he done poo-poo
Ben: Remember that time he sent Roger Federer a video on how to improve his back-hand? Twat