Karen

Can I see a manager
Oh you say you're a manager
Can I see another one
The food was fine not over done
My main concern was with the waiting staff
Their eyes were red their brains were dead
They weren't exactly rude to me
But they seemed to be acting weird
They had a piercing through their nose
Covered in tattoos and with a beard
I think you know how this goes
My name is Karen I should be feared
Her name is Karen
Please excuse her for being white
Be sure to never question her
She'll be sure to tell ya she's right
Her name is Karen
It's not her fault that's she's rich
She's the opposite of caring
Might as well change her name to
I'm sorry it has to come to this
You seem like a fine establishment
I'm giving you a chance to right a wrong
Otherwise I'll sue for harassment
All I want is what's right and fair
Our waiter gave me quite a scare
Nothing to do with ethnicity
Just about how he treated me
I can't believe you called me that
I'll see you in a prison cell
You treated me like a derelict
You can all go to hell
Her name is Karen
Please excuse her for being blunt
Be sure to never cross her path
She'll be sure to ruin your funt
Her name is Karen
And she's always on the hunt
She's the opposite of caring
Might as well change her name to
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