Basket Case Theory

Everybody is someone else's weirdo
Everybody is someone else's weirdo
Everybody is someone else's weirdo
Everybody

Do you ever feel to yourself, man I'm so weird
If anybody found out how weird I am
I'd be in trouble, cause man I'm so weird
Well I would like to introduce to you
The basket case theory
Something I developed when I was a young man
To explain what I was witnessing, and it goеs like this
If you meet a stranger, could be somеone you want to date
Or just someone you work with, maybe just a friend
When you meet them, don't they seem pretty complete
Have their act together pretty well
Man that stranger (man that stranger)
I wish I could be like that stranger
Because that stranger doesn't have anything weird about them
They've got their act together, and on the inside pretty confident and pretty capable
And then time goes by and you learn more about your date or your friend or your co-worker
And suddenly there's a flaw, oh, I didn't see that on day one but there does seem to be a a flaw, maybe a little weirdness
Day 10 looks like there's more than one flaw, two years later

[Chorus]
Well I guess, everybody's fucked up (it's true)
That's the basket case theory (Everyone's fucked up, like you, ooo)
Everybody looks good until you get to know them
Once you get to know a human being they are always a basket cases
Well I guess, everybody's fucked up (it's true)
That's the basket case theory (Everyone's fucked up, like you, ooo)
Everybody looks good until you get to know them
Once you get to know a human being they are always a basket cases

Always, just different kinds of baskets
As soon as you realise that every fucking person is a basket case
You're free, You're free
What is it that bothers you more than anything as long as you you're healthy and you have a job
What bothers you more than anything is what people think of you
Or what you think they think of you, or what they might think of you
Or how they would treat you, if you did this embarrassing thing
You're not better then them, basket case theory, they're not better than you
They're just people you don't know that well, that's it
There's nothing else to the story, you just don't know them that well
If you did, you wouldn't be impressed

[Chorus]
Everybody's fucked up (it's true)
That's the basket case theory (Everyone's fucked up, like you, ooo)
Everybody looks good until you get to know them
Once you get to know a human being they are always a basket cases
Well I guess, everybody's fucked up (it's true)
That's the basket case theory (Everyone's fucked up, like you, ooo)
Everybody looks good until you get to know them
Once you get to know a human being they are always a basket cases

[Outro]
(Everyone's fucked up)
(Everyone's fucked up)
(Everyone's looks good)
(Everyone's fucked up too)