Dokken Rules

One one one one one
One two and freeze, don't nobody move
One two and freeze, don't nobody move
One two and freeze, don't nobody move
Don't nobody move, don't nobody move (one)
One two and freeze, don't nobody move
One two and freeze, don't nobody move
One two and freeze, don't nobody move
Don't nobody move, don't nobody move

I spell 666 star six nine click
Give his telephone a Viking funeral
Bye bitch
Treble hook two birds, cheap thrills
Free meal
Vacate Jellystone Park with your brie wheel

Now he sells le cars in
Monty Burns' Cazal Frames
Half his life was likely to be
Nikes on the L train gnawin' on his dog toy
Pocket full of deer blood
The only thing that's stoppin' him
Was Dokken in his earbuds

Up around noon
Found everything he loved crushed
Down to a cube the new Kowloon chowline
Two leads routing medicine and gruel
One is hemorrhaging money
The other jettisoning fuel
Identical water-separated pools
It was clever but it wasn't ever
Neighborhood-degenerate approved
In swooped jukebox Fonzie, promptly
Bolts on his neck, one tubesock wonky

16 panel head mutton chop and Ambulax
Double pit's to chesty got the
ESPY on a camel's back
Handle that Huffy wit' a timely parry
And get all up in your kitchen money
Guy Fieri

There is a wildly elusive moment of bliss
In the spaces between being told you are shit
I would openly suggest
Identifying the closest
And collectively agreeing to meet
If the sky opens

Ma'am? (Ma'am?) Ma'am? (Ma'am?) Ma'am? (Ma'am?) Ma'am? (Ma'am?) Ma'am? (Ma'am?) Ma'am? (Ma'am?) Ma'am? (Ma'am?) Ma'am? (Ma'am?)
I'd like to speak to a supervisor

One one one one one
One two and freeze, don't nobody move
One two and freeze, don't nobody move
One two and freeze, don't nobody move
Don't nobody move, don't nobody move (one)
One two and freeze, don't nobody move
One two and freeze, don't nobody move
One two and freeze, don't nobody move
Don't nobody move, don't nobody move

Back alley brawl over party guests who want a
Steak tartare but we're hardly pet food
Charlie check booth, Brody's right
You're gonna need a bigger boat
And a Holy Diver

Aggravated people driving lemons over limit's
With a neck bop stemming
And a cartoon physics
Smart move taught never broadcast
Holes in his armor
End up another poached fauna

Handcuffed down to a toothless tease
Who got an X marked mouth and a hooch machine
With eyes that tell the story
Of the woods that fetter
And a chest that sells the
Ending when it's pushed together
Been through the desert on
A horse that's nameless
Now I'm driving through the city
In the Porsche naked
Shores invaded by the new marines
That tear the roof off this
Mother like Buford T

Untrained pet with a pen name
Chest pain, bet he outlive his own endgame
Anyway
Step around the rhythm of the red rain
Getaway car horn, stand by, tenth frame

Spare me the dramatics to ratchets
Smile purdy (pretty)
Flashlight strapped to the calf
Of a wild turkey
Package of mild jerky, captain to aisle 30
There's a man with a mask and
An app that can dial Fergie

Sir? (Sir?) Sir? (Sir?) Sir? (Sir?) Sir? (Sir?) Sir? (Sir?) Sir? (Sir?) Sir? (Sir?) Sir? (Sir?)
I'd like to speak to a supervisor

One one one one one
One two and freeze, don't nobody move
One two and freeze, don't nobody move
One two and freeze, don't nobody move
Don't nobody move, don't nobody move (one)
One two and freeze, don't nobody move
One two and freeze, don't nobody move
One two and freeze, don't nobody move
Don't nobody move, don't nobody move