Ohio Laundry Room

Weekly candy drop-offs
All hopped up for our mom
You're leaving out the back door
Drop the dogs food on the floor
Help me with my homework
Just in time for summer
Every day at the pool
You said we might as well live here

If I were you
I would have said
The same thing
If I were you
I would have said
The same thing

Ooo, ooo, ooo, oooo

Secrets kept in high school
Vodka water bottle
You're sleeping on the couch now
I'm just too young to notice
Make excuses for you
Think of all the bad news
I will never blame you
You were dealt a hell of a hand

If I were you
I would have done
The same thing
If I were you
I would have done
The same thing

Ooo, ooo, ooo, oooo
Ooo, ooo, ooo, oooo

Predestined genetics
It's not fair, you said it
Weekly doc appointments
Becoming an annoyance
You want to go live your life
And you've made up your mind
Nothing's going to stop you
Even if it takes you

If I were you
I would have done
The same thing
If I were you
I would have done
The same thing

Ooo, ooo, ooo, oooo
The same thing
Ooo, ooo, ooo, oooo
The same thing

I keep waiting for you
To walk right on through
That Ohio laundry room
And tell me you love me more
It would be wonderful