Rock & Roll Emergency

Well it's hard being a Policeman these days.
When I'm at work i don't get respect
and people always are in my way.

When I come down on a crimminal,
I beat 'em with my stick.
I'm a sensitive guy with feelings too,
But they all say I'm a prick.

Well it's hard being a Fireman today.
When I'm at work i get no sleep
and there's still nothing to do!
So late at night me and the boys might
go and light a fire or two.

Well it looks like we got ourselves a rock and roll emergency.
Turn on the sirens and fire it up.
Run this red light we gotta stop a minor larceny.
So grab you tazers and armor up!

Well its hard being a doctor these days.
Addicts with gluten intolerence
always wanting homeopathy.
Been wearing the same old lab coat
for seven shifts over the past three days.
My only friends are in the ER,
but the ones in the morgue are my best mates.

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ahooggachucka ahooggachucka ahooggachucka ahooggachucka ahooggachucka ahooggachucka
wah wah wah wah wah wooooo

Well it looks like we got ourselves a rock and roll emergency.
Turn on the sirens and fire it up.
Run this red light we gotta stop a minor larceny.
So grab you tazers and armor up!
armor up!
armor up!
armor up!

Well it's hard being a criminal these days.