There’s a Spider and He’s Missing a Leg

[Verse 1]
Every day I wake up under the sky
I look at the ceiling fan and I sigh
There's a spider and he's missing a leg
He's exploding like he's a powder keg

[Chorus]
I wonder, what could have happened
To that poor spider who is missing a leg

Who would do that to a poor arachnid
Who'd hurt a spider who is missing a leg

[Verse 2]
Did the spider doctor amputate him
Did the spider killer act on a whim
Did the spider who is missing a leg
Yell, scream, struggle, cry, writhe in fear, and beg

[Chorus]
I wonder, what could have happened
To that poor spider who is missing a leg

Who would do that to a poor arachnid
Who'd hurt a spider who is missing a leg

[Verse 3]
I look closer and I realize I've erred
The spider is clearly even more scared
The spider's actually missing two legs
He stays perched on some tiny wooden pegs

[Final Chorus]
I wonder, what could have happened
To that poor spider who is missing two legs

Who would do that to a poor arachnid
Who'd hurt a spider who is missing two legs

I wonder, what could have happened
To that poor spider who is missing two legs

Who would do that to a poor arachnid
Who'd hurt a spider who is missing two legs