The Rock

[Verse 1]
When the army needed backup, the Rock decided to fight
So he left the steel mill and crossed the ocean to try to make things right
He heard about the Nazis, and their monstrous actions
And so he became a soldier in the Allied factions

[Chorus]
But the army lost its luster
As the soldiers walked their walk
Though a wall may fall, buster
That's not the case for a rock

[Verse 2]
Allied Command took note of our man and they put him in charge
Because of this the Rock answered to the title of Sarge
He fought and killed for Uncle Sam as head of Easy Co
Which probably made him shellshocked, but I don't really know

[Chorus]
Yeah, the army lost its luster
As the soldiers walked their walk
Though a wall may fall, buster
That's not the case for a rock

[Verse 3]
Then one day on the front lines, a dry day in the fall
A challenger to the Rock joined Easy, name of Joe Wall
Wall hated the Sarge and tried to break his determination
But soon he fell, and the Rock, well, he never left his station

[Chorus]
So the army lost its luster
As the soldiers walked their walk
Though a wall may fall, buster
That's not the case for a rock

[Bridge 1]
Hup... 2... 3... 4!
Hup... 2... 3... 4!
Hup... 2... 3... 4!
Hup... 2... 3... 4!

[Verse 4]
When the going gets so rugged, that only a rock could stand
The Rock stands tall and he stands proud no matter what's at hand
He looks so heroic in his uniform of green
It's just a shame he's a part of the imperialist war machine

[Bridge 2]
(Which is obviously much better than being on the side of the Nazis, but still, the US military should not be romanticized or glorified)

[Final Chorus]
Still the army lost its luster
As the soldiers walked their walk
Though a wall may fall, buster
That's not the case for a
Not the case for a
Not the case for a
Rock

[Outro]
Hup... 2... 3... 4!
Hup!