Homophobic Chicken
[Chorus 1]
Get your homophobic chicken
Yeah, get your homophobic chicken
Your fingers you will be lickin'
When you eat homophobic chicken
[Verse 1]
You know, I tried to eat at Zaxby's
But it just wasn't the same
The flavor of your bigotry
Puts their seasonings to shame
[Chorus 2]
So get your homophobic chicken
Yeah, get your homophobic chicken
Your fingers you will be lickin'
When you eat homophobic chicken
[Verse 2]
You know, I went to Colonel Sanders
Only to turn myself away
I gave my money to your charities
And they asked me if I was gay (hey!)
[Chorus 3]
So get your homophobic chicken
Yeah, get your homophobic chicken
Your fingers you will be lickin'
When you eat homophobic chicken
Yeah, get your homophobic chicken
Please get your homophobic chicken
Your fingers you will be lickin'
When you eat homophobic chicken
[Instrumental Solo]
[Final Chorus]
Get your homophobic chicken
Yeah, get your homophobic chicken
Your fingers you will be lickin'
When you eat homophobic chicken
Eat your homophobic chicken
Yeah, get your homophobic chicken
Your fingers you will be lickin'
When you eat homophobic chicken