Becoming Donald

[Chorus]
I think I'll become Donald Trump
I'll get a cult of personality that will make my blood pump
I'll have adoring followers who heed my every word
The lies I tell will be believed no matter how absurd
So, I think I'll become Donald Trump

[Verse 1]
If I don't like something I will just call it fake news
And when I lose everything, I will blame it on the Jews
I will not censor my words, unlike you I'm not a wussy
If someone has aroused my wrath, I'll grab them by the-
1... 2... 3!

[Chorus]
I think I'll become Donald Trump
I'll get a cult of personality that will make my blood pump
I'll have adoring followers who heed my every word
The lies I tell will be believed no matter how absurd
So, I think I'll become Donald Trump
(Donald J. Trump)

[Verse 2]
If you want to have equal rights, you'd best prepare for a slaughter
Meanwhile I will be busy trying to date my daughter (and yours)
It's not my fault that I have so many Nazi supporters
Everyone sometimes feels the need to mock disabled reporters

[Piano Solo]

[Verse 3]
If you say a word against me, I will sue you for libel
I can't do anything wrong 'cause my favorite book is the bible
I don't pay my taxes and that makes me, like, a genius
Why would I use my mind to think when I could use my-
1... 2... 3!

[Chorus]
I think I'll become Donald Trump
I'll get a cult of personality that will make my blood pump
I'll have adoring followers who heed my every word
The lies I tell will be believed no matter how absurd
So, I think I'll become Donald Trump

[Bridge]
It's in my Twitter handle
I am always real
Why was it such a scandal
When I tried to stop the steal
No people understand me
Except maybe Ted Cruz
If you're not white, unhand me
I don't know how to lose

I think I'll become Donald Trump
Donald Trump

[Verse 4]
So do everything that I do, let's synchronize our breaths
So what if I caused something like 400,000 deaths
Nothing is real except the lines that I've sung in this song
If you don't follow my doctrine, simply put, you are WRONG!

[Chorus]
I think I'll become Donald Trump
I'll get a cult of personality that will make my blood pump
I'll have adoring followers who heed my every word
The lies I tell will be believed no matter how absurd
So, I think I'll become Donald Trump
(Donald John Trump)