Elephant Feet

How do I get the kids at school to give me a piece of their gum whenever

I ask for it

And how do i explain to my own mom

That I'm a panromantic plant-kin with chronic anxiety

WOAH STOP

I can feel my guts drop, clean right out of my asshole

Just another day in paradise

Just another day in paradise

You know I've got no sympathy for anyone who takes Benadryl recreationally

How do i explain to a child that someday they're gonna die?

And what if my dad someday finally asks me why

I draw pictures of myself torturing him in Microsoft Paint and post them on the internet

THAT'S WHY LATELY

I CAN'T SLEEP

I FANCY ME A SET OF ELEPHANT FEET

THESE LEGS COULD BE SO MUCH MORE

IF ONLY THEY WERE RESTING ON A PACHYDERM'S FOUR