Jump in the Water

I know it’s not wise to jump in the water
I know it’s not wise to jump in the water
Then you’ll get sick
You’ll catch a cold, die awfully quick

I know it’s not wise to open the curtains
I know it’s not wise to open the curtains
They will see in
Then they’ll see it’s a loony bin

What would they all think?

Now she’s swimmin’ in style
See that backstroke!
People sayin’, “No! No!”
But see that form!

I know it’s not wise to hose down your neighbor
I know it’s not wise to not tip the waiter
They will see in
Then they’ll see it’s a loony bin

What would they all think?

Now she’s swimmin’ in style
See that backstroke!
People sayin’, “No! No!”
But see that form!

I know it’s not wise to open the curtains
I know it’s not wisе to jump in the water