Desert Boots

{Voice 1}
Dante, what are we doing in the desert?
Oy vey, we're lost! The food is all gone, and boy, is it hot!
I haven't passed water in 4 days, and i'm dying of thirst
Dying of thirst! Seltzer Seltzer
A malted, maybe?
Dante, we have to be careful of the Tse fly! One bite...