GOAT MOM

Chorus:

Got a letter in the mail, shipped me a bunch of bills
Get my homie out on bail, pay for his lunch with mil’s
If you hate, I think you’re frail, your coffin and your mother- they both getting nailed
My mom the GOAT mom like it’s Undertale (x2)

Verse 1:

My money young like an 8th grader
I made paper outta trees
The kinds that get smoked and get choked on
Head so strong, felt it in the knees
I’ll eat a sandwich with no bread
I ain’t a chicken, can’t live without head
Swear my dick is like a mountain
Maybe more like a fountain
If he got shit he wanna say to me
Then son’s fucked like an Alabaman
Sun’s up and I start expanding
One touch, I become her man then
My wrist is so frozen
Look like it’s decomposing
She make me feel emotions
That won’t fit in a Trojan

Chorus:

Got a letter in the mail, shipped me a bunch of bills
Get my homie out on bail, pay for his lunch with mil’s
If you hate, I think you’re frail, your coffin and your mother- they both getting nailed
My mom the GOAT mom like it’s Undertale (x2)

Verse 2:

When I nut, swear that God applaud (WOW!)
I walk in the room, it’s fuckin Mardi Grah (HOW!)
I whip out my dick cuz it’s a party, y’all! (WOW!)
I wear heels so goth bitches will call me tall (OW!)
You don’t want her less’ she look like a 10
I don’t want her less’ she looking like Gwen
Goth bitches with hot stitches
If she Frankenstein’d, then I’m diving right in
I got so much money, I bought a fuckin poodle
And then I sold it back cuz I don’t have that much money!
My girl 23, no domo
We off four “Four Loko”s
Holdin hands a no-no
But she wanna bounce like pogo
Fucked her boyfriend, said “no homo”
Weeby chick, she love my jojo
Her pussy taste like hot cocoa
She should prolly see a doctor

Chorus:

Got a letter in the mail, shipped me a bunch of bills
Get my homie out on bail, pay for his lunch with mil’s
If you hate, I think you’re frail, your coffin and your mother- they both getting nailed
My mom the GOAT mom like it’s Undertale (x2)