Mr. Personality

they call you mr personality because you're so ugly
they call you mr personality because you're so ugly
you're so ugly
mr personality, you're so ugly
mr personality, you're so ugly
mr personality, you're so ugly

when i look at you i go outta my mind,
it's like i'm looking at someone's behind.
you make the children scream and babys cry,
with your crusty teeth and your bloodshot eyes.
you're so ugly, your dad had to tie a porkchop around your neck just to get the dog to play witcha
ooh that's ugly.

CHORUS
they call you mr personality because you're so ugly...you're so ugly
they call you mr personality because you're so ugly...you're so ugly
mr personality, you're so ugly
mr personality, you're so ugly
mr personality, you're so ugly

no matter what you wear, your face doesn't match,
i don't think you were born, you had to be hatched.
everyone you meet get's one hell of a stare,
they can't fall asleep 'cause you're a walking nightmare.
you're so ugly...i heard that when you were born,
the doctor slapped your momma.
ooh man thats ugly.

CHORUS

you make frankenstein look like johnny depp,
and when you cross the street you cause a major car wreck.
you asked my grandma if she needed help with her bags,
i've never seen an old lady run so fast.

geez look at those glasses...are those coke bottles or something?
is that your face...or did your neck throw up something?

CHORUS

you're so ugly