Starwars Gansta Rap

Its not the east or the west side, (no its not)
Its not the north or the south side, (no its not)
Its the dark side... (you are correct)
You can't front the Empire
To all you Vader Haters out there...
We'll blow your planet up!

What is thy bidding my master?
Its a disaster! Skywalker we're after!
But if he could be turned to the dark side...
Yes, he'd be a powaful ally... another dark jedi...
He will join us or die!

We got Deathstar! (Deathstar!) (x8)
And you know that we got it (Deathstar!) (fades)

Luke get your ass over here right now
Stop monkeying around with that damn landspeeder
Where them two droids I asked you to clean boy?
You clean your room?!

Uncle Owen,
I know I'm on probation, I cleaned the droids
Can I go to the hatchi station?
I gotta layaway on the power converter
but now you treatin' me like a scruffy nerf hearder

Luke, use the force and run,
Run to Daego Bah (x2)

I'm yoda,
I'm a soldier,I'll mold ya, then fold ya
I thought I told ya.
Don't be unwize, judge me not by my size
You wont believe your eyes , watch the X-wing rise

Yoda, why you being a playa hata
You know I still must confront lord vader.
But luke, not ready are you!
But there's a city in the clouds where they're keepin my crew,
A jedi's gotta do what a jedi's gotta do
So now vader, im comin' for you!

Thats right R-2, I just set a new course,we're goin to cloud city.
*Slurps* Ahh...that's a mighty good gin and tonic.
Would you mix me up another?
Things about to get ugly.

Impressive , now release your anger
You must have realized that you're friends are in danger.

Ohhhh, why'd you slice off my hand?
Cos it's imperitive that you understand,
Obi-Wan would never bother
to tell the truth about you father

He told me enough,
He told me you killed him!

There is something I must reveal then
I'm your father, I am your father(x4)

Knock 'em out the box Luke, knock em out!(x4)
Knock 'em out the box Luke.