Vibrator

Larger than life, sharper than a knife,
Ever ready for the time,
Slick and smooth I´m bound to improve your mood,
And make you feel fine,
Reach for me, I´m ready and how
I´m really starting to buzz,
Your feeling comes, I´m starting to hum,
I can do it like nothing else does,

You´re never alone when I´m around
You can always rely on me,
I´m a friend, my love won´t bend,
And that I can guarantee,
Straight and true and all for you,
I´m so eager to please,
Stick with me and I´ll keep you free,
From any nasty disease,
´Cos I´m a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart

Check my heart before you start,
I don´t wanna blow no fuse,
New battery, is that for me?
That´s something I could really use,
Power surge I get the urge,
To do my legendary thing,
The stars in your eyes don´t tell no lies,
I know your bells are starting to ring,
´Cos I´m a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart

Vibrator! Vibrator!
Wasn´t that good, now wasn´t that nice?
Now see we get along real fine,
I knew I was the boy for you,
When you came for the second time,
Clean me up, put me away,
You know you need the rest,
I´ll be here when next you need me,
I´ve never ever failed the test,
´Cos I´m a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart
I´m a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
I´m a Vibrator,
And I´ll never ever break your heart