I Want My House Back

I just want my fucking house back
Free me from this football hell
And my kitchen is full of snacks
All I want is a place to smoke my crack
Without having to hide from the public
Always sneaking off in the back
Yeah, all I want is a place to park my car
Without having to use the street
To wanna keep it safe in my garage
Yeah, all I want is a place that I can hide in
Where I can open up my slip and slide
Where I can run, where I can take a dive

'Cause I am home
Is where my heart is
Yeah, home is where I belong
Yeah, home is the best place to take a seat
Home cooked meal is what I wanna eat
On my own place mat
I just want my fucking house back

I just want my fucking house back
With time to rest my dogs
And plenty more time to find the cat
All I want is a day to do the laundry
But that's a bit of a quandary
'Cause I gots no house to help me
Yeah, all I want is a place to keep things quiet
So I can play scrabble in the nude
Don't knock it untill you've tried it
Yea all I want is a chance to scratch the floor
'Cause I could rearrange my furniture
In hopes to block the door

'Cause I be home
Is where my heart is
Home is where I belong
Home is the best place to take a nap
Only place on earth that feels safe to crap
Home is what I want and that's a fact
I just want my fucking house back